PUMP.FUN · SOLANA · PRE-LAUNCH

A MICRO DICK

The tiniest core in the computeverse. A polite pink unit on a blood-red wafer — fair-launched on pump.fun, a billion units, zero tax, and a prayer for every block.

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OFFICIAL CA SOLANA

TBA

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Only this address is official. We will never DM you. CA drops at launch — follow X.

$AMDA MICRO DICKFAIR LAUNCH1B SUPPLY0% TAXLP BURNS ON BONDINGUNDERDOG COREPUMP.FUNSOLANA $AMDA MICRO DICKFAIR LAUNCH1B SUPPLY0% TAXLP BURNS ON BONDINGUNDERDOG COREPUMP.FUNSOLANA

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001 · ORIGIN TRACE

Size was never the spec.

They built temples to the biggest die. We socketed the smallest one we could find, stood it on a red wafer, and asked it to pray.

A Micro Dick is the underclocked core of the meme economy — a glossy pink unit that still clears a billion-unit fair launch with 0% tax and a liquidity pool that burns when the bond completes.

Not a company. Not a processor. Not an official anything. Just the tiniest joke in compute, running hot on Solana, launched on pump.fun, announced on the official X only.

MICRO Small enough to hide in a thimble. Loud enough to fill a block.
CORE One joke, held everywhere — from the badge to the burn.
OUTPUT 1,000,000,000 units. 0% tax. LP burns on bonding.

SIGNATURE SEQUENCE

MICRO

The smallest unit in the pool.

003 · MEME WAFER

Seven scenes. One tiny core.

The official meme gallery is wired and waiting. When the seven studio stills land in assets/images/gallery/, the tiles light up on their own — no fake shots, no stand-ins.

01 / SLEEPMEMES INCOMING

Sleep Cycle

02 / KNIGHTMEMES INCOMING

Fog Knight

03 / ARMCHAIRMEMES INCOMING

Night Watch

04 / SLINGSHOTMEMES INCOMING

Tiny War

05 / SHIBAMEMES INCOMING

Red Field

06 / PRESSMEMES INCOMING

Presser

07 / SAMURAIMEMES INCOMING

Zen Garden

004 · SPEC SHEET

Standard pump.fun launch.

These are the usual pump.fun launch terms — fair launch, 1B supply, 0% tax, LP burned on bonding. They are not on-chain verified yet. When the CA drops, check Solscan yourself.

TICKER $AMD A Micro Dick

SUPPLY 1,000,000,000 One billion units

TAX 0% No buy / sell tax

LAUNCH FAIR pump.fun bonding curve

LP BURNS On bonding completion

STATUS UNVERIFIED Standard terms, not checked on-chain

005 · FLASH SEQUENCE

Socket the core in four beats.

Every control below is live. The CA is still TBA — Copy will tell you the truth, Buy already opens PumpSwap, and the mint gets announced on official X only.

01
Install a wallet

Phantom or Solflare on your phone or desktop. This is your socket.
Get Phantom
02
Load SOL

Fund the wallet with Solana. You need SOL for the swap and the network fee.
03
Open PumpSwap

Buy is already wired. When the CA drops it will prefill SOL → $AMD.
Open PumpSwap
04
Paste the CA

Only the address on this site is official. We will never DM you. Until launch, Copy tells you it has not dropped.

OFFICIAL CA ANNOUNCED ON X ONLY